Go straight to hell, boy

Me and my girl are having some very odd fun with facebook right. We've listed ourselves as married on the website to see what would happened and I am in awe of the power that facebook has. First, my sister messaged me asking me if it was serious and was about three seconds away from asking my mother before I talked to her, which have have meant that several members of my family would have killed me very quickly. Hell, I'd say that all my female relatives would have killed me. Second, I even fooled Mac (even if only very briefly) which was worth it alone. There have been numerous wall postings and at least FOUR personal messages asking me if it's true... and one person asking me about it all night at poker. I'm not sure if it's gotten out of hand yet and if I've hurt some people's feelings but... oh man, I think I'm going to crack and change it back tonight 'cause I don't think I can handle it.

and I know I told my girl not to tell anyone BUT everyone who reads this blog either A) isn't on facebook or B) doesn't really care.

EDIT: I couldn't handle it so I changed it. I cracked under the pressure