My day at the ACC

Seems that children are better at this variation of "Simon Says" than professional athletes.

The mascot couldn't dunk the ball to save its life. Tried three times.

If you hadn't heard, the Toronto Maple Leafs are off to an awful start to their season. They haven't won a single game yet. Why are they so horrible?

The company that owns the Toronto Raptors, Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment, asked the store to come to their annual literacy event, Read to Achieve, to sell the head coach's new basketball technique book. We had 300 copies. There were over 10,000 people there. We sold one book. The Raptors have asked to come back next year. Hopefully we'll be more successful next time. Either way, I got to go to the Air Canada Centre. One day I'll be able to afford a ticket to a real game (hockey or basketball).