they don't love you like I love you

It's very late and I have been out with drunk people.
Almost saw two girls get into a fight over an accidental push.
Saw a guy lick the girl he was hitting out (the girl, I had on good authority, just wanted to take anyone home with her).
My friends acted like jackasses and almost got us kicked out for asking the waitress, "How much for your jugs?"
I watched one girl try her best NOT to go home with this guy who is totally crushing on her.
I watched, listen, and actively avoided getting involved in what can only be described as the beginning of the end of their relationship.
Got my picture taken by some random person who I only later realized was with some ladies I had met earlier this year but totally didn't figure out it was them until they were leaving, thus making me feel like a jackass.
And finally, I didn't have anything to drink which meant I was very bored.