Dear Toronto Maple Leafs,I'm breaking up with because you've broken my heart one too many times. I know I've said this before and somehow everytime I keep coming back, but this is it. I've had enough. 7 games... you couldn't win just one to break it up a bit? Come on. I'm tired of crying myself to sleep after those games, having to find comfort in someone else's arms. Sure, I'll still call from time to time, but that's it. I'm not waiting up anymore for you. I'm wasting any more energy defending you in public. You're on your own.
...You say you can change? Well, if you do then maybe I'll think about letting you back in.
Sincerely,
your ex-lover.
p.s. I am trying to break your heart (film version) - jeff tweedy
3 comments:
i knew you were cheating on me with the toronto maple leafs, you hussy!
cant you see that im far superior to them?!?!
I think anyone could see that you're superior to them.
i think thats more of a testament to how truly bad the leafs are playing right now....or so i hear.
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