76. I am not a family kind of person (doesn't mean I don't value my family, it's just that I like them in small doses).
77. I rarely remember my dreams.
78. I knew that when I started this list it would get difficult around this point.
79. It is very difficult to start a sentence on this list without using the word "I".
80. Unless I use incomplete sentences, but I try to avoid that because it makes me feel stupid.
81. I enjoy slang and jargon but dislike instant messenger shortforms but sadly use them nonetheless.
82. I view my blog as a creative outlet but it is by no means a work of art,
83. I hate commericals and product placement (except for that scene in Wayne's World. That was mighty funny).
84. The majority of the art films I've seen in my life are due to my former roommate who was a film major and is now going to graduate school to study even more film. He loves westerns.
85. Did you know that fun rhymes with sun? Because it's not what you do it's you.
86. My home is where my feet are.
87. Every Hallowe'en I want to dress up like a drunken priest but someone convinces me that's it's in bad taste.
88. Since I'm not talented enough to write a full novel with all the description and stuff I'm going to write a comic book. NOT A GRAPHIC NOVEL, BUT A SERIALIZED COMIC BOOK (I've already got a plot outline. Now I need to find an artist).
89. Aesthetics are cool but I don't have an eye for fashion.
90. Due to my parents, I enjoy watching curling on television.
91. And because I'm from Toronto, I love watching Maple Leafs hockey.
92. I do not own a DVD player but I do own several DVDs.
93. Dictionaries are my best friends because I can't spell for shit.
94. I don't have any problems with swearing, which will be a problem when I'm teaching.
95. I once stood in line for eleven hours for rush tickets to see the North American premiere of Kevin Smith's Dogma at the Toronto Film Festival.
96. My friend once called me racist because I said the Wayan's brothers movies sucked.
97. After never seeing that South Park episode about the evil Ginger-vitis, I fear ginger kids. But point them out whenever I do see them.
98. I dislike all kids who conform to a very specific sub-culture style like hippy kids, goth kids, emo kids, raver kids, indie rock kids, thug kids, slutty kids, and jock kids.
99. I dislike film people who think they're SO much better than everyone else because they can bullshit about bad movies they've seen (like Stealth) OR how much better a person they are because they "enjoy" art films OR that they have an unnatural love of basketball when they're an overweight white dude from the suburbs. I FUCKIN' HATE YOU, YOU FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
100. Aside from the person mentioned above, I have only truly hated two other people.
8 comments:
I hate it when you ask a film major about their favourite films, and they respond with that nonchalant look on their face, eyes half closed, looking down at their fingernails, and spew out a list of obscure Czech or Korean or whatever directors.
This one girl I was talking to did exactly that, and named about half a dozen Korean directors--as if I had any idea what she was talking about! And she knew it, too. Grr.
I love horror films. Love them. No matter how crap it is, I'll watch it.
quite a feat.
Just say Ghost Busters was the best movie in the history of cinema, period - sit back and enjoy the decending silence.
Ghost Busters, and Australian films. That should send 'em running.
My favourite is to tell them I enjoy Josie and the Pussycats but not for ironic reasons. That usually just makes them look cross-eyed at me.
Excellent, love it! » »
Enjoyed a lot! Allied health and physical therapy scholarships and grants hummer+limocine verizon video conferencing portal airline ticket Bose car audio speaker
Keep up the good work » »
Post a Comment