everybody thinks I'm a raincloud (when I'm not looking)

If there's one thing I wish I could get here in Canada that I can't it's the print version of the Onion. I've been reading the online version for years, but sadly the print version hasn't been available. In fact, I didn't even know there was a print version until ZFT told me he saw one while he was in Chicago. Now, I haven't looking into getting a subscription but I can only assume it'll be really expensive. So, when my friend from NYC brought me a copy of it as a gift, I was floored. I've read it like six times. Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy.