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Monday, October 02, 2006

I am falling off the edge of the world

I'm always losing these two items. Anyone got any ideas?

3 comments:

  1. call your cell from your housephone. or have someone else do it.

    use a carabiner for your keys. unless you have too many - then they get all jangly.

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  2. i think our keys and phones must go to some kind of party in the woods because mine are often disappearing as well. fucking inanimate objects with minds of their own.

    just never change pants...that would work right?

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  3. Don't lock anything, and start using carrier pidgeons.

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